My name is Pamela and food is my boyfriend.


poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

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m-ildawn: lushreef: uselesskids: blissful—feelings: d-rifted: i wish i had a group of friends  i wish i had friends I feel ya ♡ Queued, following back similar blogs ♡
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how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

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boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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